f-14 tomcat: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
f/a-18E/F superhornet: Have everyone stand.
northrop f-5 tiger/mig-28: Bring three more chairs!
sukhoi su-57: The most important ones can sit down.
mil mi-24: Kill three.
f-14 tomcat: Nothing in life is free.
f/a-18E/F superhornet: Love is free!
northrop f-5 tiger/mig-28: Adventure is free.
sukhoi su-57: Knowledge is free.
mil mi-24: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
f-14 tomcat: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? f/a-18E/F superhornet: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
mil mi-24: Socks are Feetie Heaties
sukhoi su-57: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
f/a-18E/F superhornet: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
mil mi-24: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
sukhoi su-57: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
northrop f-5 tiger/mig-28, annoyed: You are disappointments
f-14 tomcat: You're a loose cannon, f/a-18E/F superhornet.
f/a-18E/F superhornet: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
northrop f-5 tiger/mig-28: I think you play by your own rules.
sukhoi su-57: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
f-14 tomcat: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
f/a-18E/F superhornet: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. mil mi-24 is a loose cannon.
mil mi-24: *smashes a chair*
Boy this is fun :D